Lair of the Wolf Dragon

Clean up on Aisle Console

[Blaugust Day 16]

This is one of those posts that I’m not sure if anyone would actually care to read, but what the hell. It’ll count towards Blaugust.

During Lord Crumb’s visit, we had a little bit of fun with consoles. One day I set up my brother’s old Gamecube on the TV downstairs because I believe I had been talking about Animal Crossing and how much I used to play it. I think it was the first game I played that had something of a persistent world, in so far as things happened even while you were away from the game. Neighbours would move in or out, weeds would slowly take over the town if you didn’t pick them regularly, things like that. Anyways, I booted up the game for the first time in years and ran around to show off my house and the museum I helped populate with dinosaur bones and fish. I wish I could have gotten a screenshot of a neighbour chastising me for not having talked to him for 62 months. (How does one take screenshots on old consoles anyways?)

Then we played some Super Smash Bros Melee, another game that I hadn’t played in forever and forgot how to do pretty much everything. I did remember that the hammer was awesome though and tried to snag it at every opportunity. Eventually my brother joined us and there was a lot of control trading as there were only two available. Despite having not played it for a long time either, my brother is still better than me at playing Melee. I think it might be because I’m more used to 3D environments than 2D.

Later, Lord Crumb was able to fix my Xbox 360 which had died from the Red Rings of Death years ago. While it took days to find all of the tools and parts necessary, it only took him an hour or two to actually complete the fix. That was also set up on the downstairs TV along with some mini-PCs he brought with him to test if they would stream Steam games. (Edit: It seems that the Odroid C1 cannot stream Steam without the use of third party apps. See Lord Crumb’s comment below.)

When Lord Crumb went home, I was left with two consoles lying around and cables everywhere, including a 100-foot network cable stretched out between the Xbox and my router in my bedroom downstairs. Since it’s hard to vacuum with so many cables around (my dog sheds a ton), I set to organizing and cleaning it up.

I found an old power bar and started organizing all of the cables through the inch-wide hole in the back of the TV stand. Between the Xbox, the Gamecube, and the pre-existing N64 and DVD player, I’m fairly certain that it’s not possible for me to fit any more cables through there. I also found my brother’s Kinect sensor that he wasn’t using so I attached that as well. And at Lord Crumb’s recommendation, I bought a Venom Twin Charging Cradle for my controllers. I haven’t done any serious gaming to fully test it, but I really like how easy it is to just pick up the controllers and then settle them back in the cradle when I’m done. I also have a nice black controller but it’s not shown here in the picture because I’m using it.

Then came time to deal with the cable. The beauty of living in a basement is that the ceiling is just made of ceiling tiles and cables can be run above it. I’d never actually done that before, but I figured the best way would to be to shift aside the tiles where I wanted it to run, loop it through the rails, and then move the tiles back.

Easier said than done. There’s one point where the ceiling is not in fact tiles and I discovered when I got to it that it had too small of a space to get the cable through easily. So I ended up running it over top of the bathroom ceiling instead, which has a larger gap for some reason. To do so, I needed something I could fasten the end of the cable to so I could guide it to the other end. I was very disappointed when the hockey stick I found was not long enough. I’m in Canada, damnit, hockey sticks should always be helpful for me.

An extra long piece of spare tile railing did the trick instead. I had to squeeze around the furnace and water heater to finally get the cable to the Xbox but I accomplished my goal. Let me tell you though, I had no idea that so much crap could break off the edges of ceiling tiles. Even though I wear glasses, I had to stop every third tile to get stuff out of my eyes, at least until I learned not to stand directly underneath the edges.

It took a lot more work and time than expected but now I won’t have to do that again as long as I live in this house. And now I’m all set up to play some Xbox co-op games with Lord Crumb one day. I even picked up Crackdown 1 & 2 and Gears of War 1 for a couple of bucks in the US just so we can play them together. Who knows, maybe I’ll even be able to finish Fable II now.